January 2009
Girl Scout “Cookie Rally” today, where the girls learn to deal with “fewer-and-smaller-cookies-in-the-box” rage. #thinmints
Jan 31st
“Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?” #whatamiwatching
Jan 31st
iPhoto Faces just confused my face with that of Vincent D’Onofrio. I am well pleased.
Jan 30th
Now hoping #diskwarrior will save my #arse one more time.
Jan 30th
Remember, hero parents, the cape has no powers of its own, but everything you need to fly can be found in the underpants.
Jan 29th
Daughter just went outside to jump rope. It’s 25 degrees out there. She did not get this idea from me.
Jan 29th
Who the hominy put another load in the dryer? Am I gonna hafta fold those too? (sorry, I needed a tween moment)
Jan 29th
Oh yay. It must be SPAM o’clock.
Jan 29th
Dear Boxee, I am watching High School Musical right now. My children are. Luv, T (I
Jan 29th
John Updike wrote three pages every day. Just to piss me off.
Jan 28th
Protip: Impossible to accept free sample of Berry Chai Infusion without lowering sperm count.
Jan 28th
Spending 10 hours on ebay to save 10 dollars is an efficient use of my time, right? Right?
Jan 28th
I wonder if I could write as much as John Updike did, but just, you know, 140 characters at a time. (http://ping.fm/HfroU)
Jan 28th
The Updike page at Amazon.com. Because. (http://ping.fm/HfroU)
Jan 28th
Dang it. That was supposed to be “fake butter.”
Jan 26th
Face butter says “cardiologist endorsed.” Wondering where I can find cardio endorsement for cheesecake.
Jan 26th
Tried to type “contradiction” … Ended up “contrasuction.” This seems okay.
Jan 26th
Can you get sympathy for a headache even if you can’t be bothered to put down your tiny mobile typing device?
Jan 26th
Watching: Iron Man (http://ping.fm/0jVSH)
Jan 24th
Dear last.fm: I am not listening to… oh, nevermind. (http://ping.fm/et9sn)
Jan 24th
Dear last.fm: I am not listening to… (http://ping.fm/et9sn)
Jan 24th
Dear last.fm. I am not listening to songs from all 3 High School Musical soundtracks. Anymore.
Jan 24th
I did one of those “Seven Things” things. Do not worry. You have not been tagged. (http://ping.fm/ug3Lp)
Jan 24th
11yo: “Who’s faster? Superman or Flash?” 2yo: “My pants.”
Jan 23rd
Reading: An Exact Replica of a Figment of My Imagination: Elizabeth McCracken (http://ping.fm/apLui)
Jan 23rd
Kunst & Papier - European manufactured archival quality watercolor, journal and sketchbooks. (http://ping.fm/kj2pb)
Jan 23rd
Amazon now has author stores. Check it out. (http://ping.fm/CrvcS)
Jan 23rd
Just came home to the cat at the top of a telephone pole. Yes. The top. Answer to your question: I do not know.
Jan 23rd
Is it too much to ask to be able to use starbucks wifi without the intricate AT&T login? It is? Oh. Then nevermind.
Jan 22nd
Archaeological Blog Post: Author ID (57931) (http://ping.fm/xZEG1)
Jan 22nd
Still writing “George W. Bush” on all my checks.
Jan 21st
I wish Obama would knock off his “Sober List of Challenges” and just pick a dog already. (http://ping.fm/odC4p)
Jan 21st
I can’t fathom why they remade this freakishly sick movie. // The Last House on the Left (http://ping.fm/iI5ym)
Jan 21st
Fix the top 6 causes of clutter (http://ping.fm/ICB7j)
Jan 21st
Text - Barack Obama’s Inaugural Address (http://ping.fm/rUwHJ)
Jan 20th
Finished reading (4 times so far today) Go Away, Big Green Monster: http://ping.fm/fXFNX
Jan 19th
I declare 2009 the year of the ukulele. (http://ping.fm/b3nWk)
Jan 19th
Just finished reading: Thinking About Memoir: Abigail Thomas (http://ping.fm/yPzwR)
Jan 19th
2YO insisted on buying his sitter’s coffee at Starbucks today (though he only had a dollar). That deserves an attaboy.
Jan 17th
Sold seven stickers. Super! Sanguine! Starlight! (http://ping.fm/5Tgw4)
Jan 17th
W: “My job is to protect you, Larry. And I’ve given it my all.” No wonder Larry King is still alive! (http://ping.fm/5ql1S)
Jan 17th
Wishing I could import puberty into my dipity timeline because I don’t remember a damn thing. (http://ping.fm/OOV3C)
Jan 17th
No matter how many times I tweak the design of my blog, it doesn’t write itself. (http://ping.fm/5F0lA)
Jan 17th
Word Rescue | Ergo: You’ve Already Had Your Free Refill | Sweet Fancy Moses (http://ping.fm/yuTXz)
Jan 17th
Cory Doctorow: Writing in the Age of Distraction (http://ping.fm/MKx1i)
Jan 17th
Rotenone “kills anything with gills” (http://ping.fm/4grZF)
Jan 17th
Learning about this: Proposed Sprague Lake rehabilitation (http://ping.fm/SvybG)
Jan 16th
My Tweets are now also being digested at the bainbooks.com. Cool. (http://ping.fm/7MbEi)
Jan 16th
New blog thing: Acknowledgments (http://ping.fm/xAGls)
Jan 16th
Word Rescue | Ergo: God Exists | Sweet Fancy Moses (http://ping.fm/2TS5F)
Jan 14th