January 2010
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The Kids Want to Ring in the New Year by Watching...
Don’t judge them. They’re kids. Also? I might get my iPod back if I distract them with perma-Nick-Cage-Face. Might. Woo. Be of good cheer. (PS: My kids are my National Treasure… but you had to see that one comin’ from a mile and a half away, boppy.)
Jan 1st
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To All My Words With Friends Friends (Friends...
My children have taken over my iPod Touchthingie and so I can’t play and so I’m having withdrawals and sorry but you might have to wait until next year for me to play some more.
Jan 1st
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Why do Australians always pretend they get the new...
It’s just plain weird.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
I wish my boobs sparkled. =(
(via tiffanyjmoore) You mean they don’t? Unfollow.
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December 2009
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formspring.me
Your question is invalid. Ask it anyway. http://formspring.me/TerryBain
Dec 31st
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formspring.me
I get how you can shit in your hand, but how do they expect me to want in one? Most often, I want with my crotch. Not my hand. Technically, this is not a question. Both question and response are rhetorical. Enjoy. Ask a stupid question.
Dec 31st
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Your iTouch hates it when you call it an iTouch.
brienis: terrybain: And so am I. If I call it by something else do you think it’ll come when I call? I don’t actually care what you call it I was just being an ass and fu… Did you check the sofa cushions?
Dec 31st
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Your iTouch hates it when you call it an iTouch.
And so am I.
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inthefade: I got all your emails and DMs and  comments asking to be added and I promise I will get to them tonight but the man just surprised me by coming home from work two hours early and we’re going to fill ourselves up with sushi. Sushi? So that’s what the kids are calling it these days…
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Today I may have to use the word "über."
I’ll get back to you.
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I JUST SENT A TEXT TO THE HOT AIRFORCE GUY.
atsirhc: it said “MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 14 DAYS IHAVEASMALLCRUSHONYOU” so, he text back asked if i was working today and said he thinks he wants a trim. i may or may not pass out. Trim!
Dec 30th
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IDIOCY IN THE WILD
toldorknown: frageelaytwit: beeborg: ME: You know the author Anais Nin, she wrote Atlas Shrugged. DAVE: No, she didn’t. That was Anne Hathaway. ME: … DAVE: No. No. It was Anne Frank. —- end transcription. This is classic Doofuses conversing. WE ARE BOTH STUPID! Ann Coulter, duh. GOD. You guys really are stoopid. AYN RAND-MCNALLY WRITES ALL OF THOSE ATLASES YOU MORANS Stop It You...
Dec 30th
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frageelay: brittniwillie: damnitspam: ericabanten: Reblog if you had a Tumblr before Tumblarity.
Dec 30th
I guess I really only needed to post that once.
Sometimes tumblr acts as if it has a “mind” of its “own” and stuff.
Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
weselec: “They’re playing love songs on your radio tonight. I don’t get those songs on mine.” Come. The. Fuck. ON. Jets To Brazil : I Typed for Miles : Orange Rhyming Dictionary Holy crap I’m listening to this right now! You are freaking me out!
Dec 30th
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formspring.me
What’s your favorite way to deal with kids who won’t get up in the morning? Fire extinguisher. Ask a stupid question.
Dec 29th
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