January 2012
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coyotesqrl replied to your post: Two ten-year-old girls (one my daughter) making espresso drinks for anyone who wants one (in my house).
If you can get enough people to vote for Newt, then your daughter can get a barrista job and make espresso for *everyone*.
My adult friends with children have barrista jobs. I’d hate for her to take their jobs.
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If you give Wikipedia five dollars right now...
terrybain:
…I will come over there and punch you in the face.
My first post of 2011 also applies today.
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Next year tumblr's gettin' coal.
Yeah, like they didn’t this year already.
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For the lulz: REBLOG IF YOU'RE *KEEPING* MISSING...
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Two ten-year-old girls (one my daughter) making...
I win.
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mrsbadcrumble replied to your post: do-over replied to your post: I’d rather scoop dog…
Pooper scooper people do it for you for 7-8 bucks a week (that’s for two dogs.) IT IS MAGICAL.
I have so considered doing this so many times. So many times every day. SO MANY TIMES!
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atsirhc replied to your post: You know what?
OMG I USE MISSING E AND I NEVER KNEW ABOUT THE POSTING REPLIES THING UNTIL YOU SAID SOMETHING. I AM SO DUMB. THANKS, TERRY.
No problem.
(Again. Posted with the assistance of missing e because you have no idea how hard Tumblr makes you work for your pudding.)
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You know what?
I stopped using missing e for awhile because for five or six minutes it seemed kind of buggy with some of the Tumblr updates and whatall.
And you know what else? It seemed even buggier and a bigger pain in the ass without missing e.
So you know what further else?
Suckit, Tumblr. Stop being such a bunch of babies.
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do-over replied to your post: I’d rather scoop dog poo than spend one more second fuming about this Tumblr / Missing e flustercluck.
Swing by, would you? My yard’s getting out of hand.
Um, no. It is the job I hate the most and the one that gets neglected far too long (especially in winter) and the one that … oh nevermind. I’m back inside now and really nauseous.
(Posted reply...
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I can't wait for the day Tumblr hires an adult to...
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I'd rather scoop dog poo than spend one more...
So that’s what I’m going to go do right now.
(I mean seriously it needs to be done.)
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Hand Raised in Tumblr Class
“May I mambo dogface in the banana patch?”
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Did I just invent the term "API Pirate?"
I hope so. And even if I didn’t, I’m going to start using this term regularly and pronounce it “Apipirate” because a cross between a pirate and an apricot sounds delicious.
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Tumblr hasn't caught me using missing e yet.
I’m kind of bummed because I have this whole rant thing prepared.
It’s just a mini-rant, really.
And nothing that hasn’t already been said.
But honestly, tumblr, if you can’t even properly catch all the api pirates, what can you properly do?
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Unnamed Action Beloved Item
wearethecat:
We are not pleased with the number of times we must request that you [insert unnamed action] before finally [unnamed action] and will therefore [unnamed, unpleasant action] on your [beloved item].
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The Same Food
via youareadog:
It is the same. The same food. But somehow more exotic and glorious than ever before. Every day somehow more exotic and glorious than ever before because just a few short minutes ago you were imagining yourself never having eating, never eating again, never knowing the sweet divine joy of eating whatever it was that you have already devoured.
Really? Is that all? Surely there’s...
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Grrr.... I did not win anything please do not...
That was my account being stupid without me… because I was stupid to begin with and accidentally and apparently handed my password over to a phisher/spammer. Dumb. It shouldn’t happen again… but in case it does, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK! YOU WILL NOT WIN ANYTHING EXCEPT THE RIGHT TO POST SPAM ON YOUR OWN ACCOUNT.
Grrr….
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Important
youareadog:
Everybody listen. Listening is the thing to do. It’s important. As important as anything could be when not doing something that isn’t listening. Listening is important. And discovering what you just listened to is also important. Important like eating. Important like ball. Important like sleep and smell and running and running and running.
Important like love.
Oh great...
…there’s a new tumblr hacker thing wherein it claims something about nudes and a link to the person’s blog and then it posts a similar tumblr right to your tumblr and also sends it to your twitter stream (if you have that linked) so crap I have to go delete the entire internet now and DO NOT CLICK ANY LINK THAT SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT NUDES (unless you are absolutely sure to get what...
